Miracle cure (risky)

A deaf mute one day is strolling down the street on his way home when he encounters an old friend. He starts to sign a greeting of hello when all of a sudden his friend utters " no need for that anymore Bill I can talk".

The mute is totally mystified & in between grunts of frustration he signs the question to his friend of "how is this possible?” His friend replies that he's found this fantastic doctor who has made this all possible. His friend inquires on whether he would like him to make an appointment with this miracle worker. The mute shakes his head uncontrollably in the affirmative, accepting his offer.

The next day he promptly shows up for his appointment. A well-groomed nurse announces his name & leads him into the examination room & tells him to remove all his clothing. He looks at her quizzically but she assures him that this all proper. On her way out the door she turns and notifies him that he will have to get on top of the table, on his hands and knees & look straight ahead. The mute is dubious at this point but after all these years of not being able to communicate, he's willing to try anything. Deep in his thoughts, all of a sudden he takes a sideways glance & sees this white-coated gentleman with a broom handle, running & headed for his posterior.

He screams a blood-curdling yell of "aaaAAAAAA" upon entry.

After calming down, the man introduces himself as the famous doctor & advises him to come back tomorrow & they would work on "B's".