By Special Request A Joke - THe Amazing Dr. Chang
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.'
The woman did as she was told.
'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad you haf Ed Zachary disease.'
'Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse.'
Spider1V - Its time to laugh! :P
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Thanx
racist as well as sexist
racist as well as sexist
Well I am 'probably' the only female on the forum who will read it if my recent survey can be believed and i am not offended so Spider you only have to worry about possibly being racist :!:
Keep the jokes coming- I love them. :P
Am I the only person here with Oriental genes? Hmmm... I probably am the only one as well... so Spider needs not to worry about being racist either!
Luckily my family name is not Chang... HAHAHAHAHAHA
i'm also chinese,
no problem here, still laughed quite a bit :)
i'm also chinese,
no problem here, still laughed quite a bit :)
YAY!!! Cool Cool, nice to meet you comrade!
Don't see that many chinese drive Gs... I think most of us prefer E or S class...
You survived the 'crisis' Spider. :lol:
Happy to oblige.
Spider1V