Joke (dirty)Sex starved wife
A sex-starved wife's fed up with her boozy husband. Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a point where she hasn't had a good shag for over a year and is considering divorce.
After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him, when he gets
home. When he staggers through the front door, before she can have a go at him, he coos 'Baby, get upstairs to the bedroom'.
She can't believe it - at last he's going to give her one. They get to the bedroom and he rips off her clothes. 'Now darling do a hand-stand against
the full length mirror on the wall'.
'Hmmm,' she thinks 'KINKY. I like it.'
She does the hand-stand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his
chin on her bits. 'The boys down the pub were right,' he says,
'A Goatie would suit me!
A sex-starved wife's fed up with her boozy husband. Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a point where she hasn't had a good shag for over a year and is considering divorce.
After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him, when he gets
home. When he staggers through the front door, before she can have a go at him, he coos 'Baby, get upstairs to the bedroom'.
She can't believe it - at last he's going to give her one. They get to the bedroom and he rips off her clothes. 'Now darling do a hand-stand against
the full length mirror on the wall'.
'Hmmm,' she thinks 'KINKY. I like it.'
She does the hand-stand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his
chin on her bits. 'The boys down the pub were right,' he says,
'A Goatie would suit me!
Like it!
Spider1V
HAS THIS FORUM TURNED IN A JOKE FORUM OVER THE LAST MONTH
OR AM I CLICKING ON THE WRONG LINK
THERE Are CHILDREN ON HERE AS WELL :evil:
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Well the chat section is really for discussion about pretty much anything.
Many of the people on this forum are friends whether real or virtual and do like to talk with each other about things other than Gs once in a while.
In the same manner that you can not say to friends sitting around a table in the same room, that politics or whatever are not allowed to be discussed, so too does that apply here.
We do however draw the line at anything offensive such as personal attacks or racism and will delete or edit posts without warning.
All we ask is that people respect each other and be aware that there are also a few members' children that read this forum. If you bear those two facts in mind, then as far as the moderators are concerned let the conversations roll where they may. :)
I do believe that this is also applicable to jokes, we should be able to share something that made us laugh with out cyber friends - although it is good to see that they are being labeled with appropriate warnings so you do not have to read. But as we had previously discussed, perhaps we could just have one link for a G jokes section so that the G chat section is not saturated with so many jokes. Is it possible that it could be locked in someway so that children can't accidently look :?: :?:
WOW that was quick!
I all my wishes came true like that :twisted:
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