The Duck and the barman (clean)
Duck walks into a bar.
'what will it be?' asked the bar man
Duck; Do You have any bread?
BM: No
Duck: Do You have any bread?
BM: No
Duck: You sure you don't have any bread?
BM: Yes I am sure, now what do you want?
Duck: You have any bread?
BM: NO
Duck: Do you have any bread?
BM: NO.
Duck:Do you have any bread?
BM NO. NO NO
Duck: Are you sure?
BM: Yes, I am sure! Now what do you want?
Duck: Do you have any bread?
BM: NO, and if you ask again I will nail your f*cking bill to the Door! Now what do you want?
Duck:.......hmmmmmmmm
BM: Take your time......
Duck: Do you have any nails?
BM: NO
Duck: Do you have any bread?
Spider1V - I'll get my coat!
JOIN THE GWOA
This website and forum are provided for the benefit of enthusiasts and owners of all Mercedes Benz off road vehicles, in particular the G Wagen. The costs of development, upkeep and provision of the site are met entirely by the annual subscriptions of club members. If you are using the site and are not a member of the G Wagen Owners Association please consider joining. You will have access to areas on the site that are not open to non members, to club trips and meetings and to technical assistance. In addition your contribution (only £25 annually) will help us maintain and develop our website for future users.
Who's new
- Jaffa_JIM_23
- Wrabstar
- GG
- KTMSCANIA22
- 280ge
:lol: We have them here as well!
Spider1V