Things you can get away with at Xmas (Clean)
OK Folks - with Xmas but a few weeks away, I can bring these out and not be accused of; racism or sexism, political incorrectness or any other such accusations except perhaps maybe double entendre ism. Which, to my knowledge is still legal?
Enjoy :P :P
1: I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. you still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in? .
16. you'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
Spider1V - Ho, Ho, Ho Have I got a surprise for you! :twisted:
and of course not forgetting...........................
Have you seen what I've got in my stocking :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hi spider welcome back to the joke section :P
Excellent!
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Speaking in 'pull the end and wait for the bang'... it reminds me of a very funny moment when i was still in school...
Mr. O, a friend of mine, who was a bit of a traditional English Countrymen type person... he spoke in a very deep voice and loved to use complicated vocabs (not because he was pretending to be rich, his family actually used that kind of words the whole time).
Anyways... he said he had downloaded every single porn video available on a certain downloading service when we were in 4th form (2003-04)... and everybody called him a pedo since then...
2 years later, my other friend and I were in a car, and my friend's mum was driving... we were taking about this problem child....
My friend said in Mr. O's voice, 'Come on little boy, would you like to polish my shotgun??'
I said, 'Don't rub it too hard otherwise the pallets might go all over your face!'
My friend's mum was laughing so much by this point as well... but we continued...
My friend, 'Oh my darling, don't pull the bottom bit, it will explode sooner.'
I, 'Spit and polish!'
My friend, 'I am a speed loader! I can fire 2 shots and hit both of the clays in a split of a second!'
I, 'I hope he put a BFA (Blank Firing Attachment, those who are familiar with the military stuff should know!) when he ask the boy to polish his shotgun....'
That was about it... My friend and I are still laughing at this conversation ever so often!
School boy humour and the ancient art of the Double Entendre! Alive and well with Lphong and his mates!
Spider1V
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School boy humour and the ancient art of the Double Entendre! Alive and well with Lphong and his mates!
Spider1V