The convict.
Thu, 20/11/2008 - 18:00
A convict breaks in to a house and ties up the husband and his wife.He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife"Satisfy him or he'll kill us.I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you!" The wife replies" He didnt kiss me, he whispered in my ear he's gay, horny and looking for vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. Lets see who's f***ing strong now!"