The Hair Cut Conversation (Clean)
Women's Version:
Woman #2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman #1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman #2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman #1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman #2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman #1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Men's Version:
Man #2: Haircut?
Man #1: Yeah.
Spider1V - TGIF
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A boss of a company is wanting to hire a new employee for his company and decides to run some interveiws. The boss
unfortunately has no ears and is a little sensitive about it.
The first person came in it. He did okay on the questions but when the boss asked if he noticed anything different
about him, the boy said, "yes I've noticed you've got no ears."
So the boss finshed the interveiw and the boy didn't get the job.
The second person was a girl. She did very well on her questions and the boss seemed to like her but when he asked if she notices anything different about him, she said, "yeah I've noticed that you have no ears."
Disappointed the boss ends the interview and she didn't get the job.
The last one was a guy. He did extremely well on the questions and the boss was very pleased with him. When he asked the
guy if he noticed anything different about him the guy replied, "yeah I noticed you wear contacts." The boss is extremely pleased
with the guy's observing skills and asked, "how did you know I wore contacts?" To which the guy replied, falling off his chair
backwards laughing, "you can't wear glasses because you've got no ears!"
Spider1V