Cheltenham Races (Cleanish)

A group of primary school infants, accompanied by
two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham
races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the
toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one
teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting
outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out
and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys
with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by
one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from
their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice
that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that
she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year
four.'

'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm
riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.'

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