Poor Paddy

Paddy the Irishman died in a fire, very badly burnt,
and the Dublin morgue needed someone to identify the
body.

His two best friends, Seamus and Sean,turned up.
Seamus went in first and the mortician pulled back The
sheet. Seamus said 'God bless us, he's burnt pretty
bad, isn't he? Roll him over'.

The mortician did as requested. Seamus looked and said
'Nope, it ain't Paddy'. The mortician thought this
rather strange behaviour, so he brought Sean in to see
if he could identify the body. Sean's reaction was the
same as Seamus's. 'Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him
over'. The mortician did so.'No, it ain't Paddy,' said
Sean.

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Sean said, 'Y'see, Paddy had two arseholes.'

'What? TWO arseholes???' asked the mortician.

Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we
went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy
with them two arseholes