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I just noticed that the most members we ever had online at any one point was 34. On Christmas Eve.... aren't you guys suppose to be spending time with your family on said day. Or are your Gs just so entwined to be considered a second wife.... :wink:
Well mine never talks back never lets me down and is allways willing to perform.
I was pulling up my veg for christmas dinner and making stock
.... aren't you guys suppose to be spending time with your family on said day.
Look at it this way. The dishes are done, the little one's asleep, the cookies and milk have been laid out for Santa, and the wife picks up the phone to call every relative on the planet and wish them Merry Merry. Daddy (that's me) goes outside with the laptop, lights a cigar, and checks to see if his fellow G-wageneers are posting anything. A completely typical scenario, IMHO.
The real issue: Santa found his way to my roof top, caught a glimpse of my G in the driveway, and in a fit of jealousy left me with nothing but a lump of coal in my stocking!